Johnaphobia

Dear Teh Interwebz, We've been friends for quite a while and I just wanted to let you know a few things. First off, we can't continue to be friends if you're going to treat me like you have the past few days.  I've been mocked, ridiculed, and straight up TROLLED on websites just for expressing my opinion. I know that "This is how the world is now, so just live with it", but REALLY can somebody gimme a break?  At the very least, can people learn to respect one another?  Respect my opinions, and I'll respect yours, just like I always have. Thank you Teh Interwebz for taking the time to listen to my side of the story.  I still love you, and I

Drake: Ay yo, I'm lost as hell Which way? Can't tell. Run around in circles You ran and fell Looking for something that'll heal your hurt Ran to that girl, she's such a flirt Whoa, she can't help you she dead Fell down some stairs and busted her head Yes, God can answer your prayers, But whatcha doing around all them players, what? Jimmy: Yep, it's young Jimmy up in this place Better put your guitar back in its case haha, You know I'm the best in this show With sick riffs fasta then the wind can blow I'm playin like my fingers are on fire Burning rubber better than your grandma's old tire hehe, I got them gui-tar riffs Blow

Slow down and smell the roses they tell me. Slow down? How is that even possible? I have to speed up, that's what I gotta do! Forget this slowing down, I need to go faster. Yes faster, and faster, and FASTER! My Facebook status has gone stale, I haven't updated my Twitter in an HOUR. Oh my GOD, What will they all think?